Remind me to never...ever...go to Disney World with my children the day that TomKat (Tom and Katie Cruise) are there with theirs. Adorable and super duper cute Suri Cruise got to prance around hand in hand with Mickey and Minnie
and sleep in Cinderella's castle. Really? Actually sleep in Cinderella's actual castle?!? Do you know what I would have given to have done that as a kid? Scratch that. Do you know what I would give to do that
now?! Suri goes to Disney World and gets more than VIP treatment! I went to Disney World and all I got was a sunburn, a lousy pair of mouse ears, a spanking for wandering off and getting lost
and a bundle of balloons from Alice in Wonderland during the Main Street Parade. Oh...and let me tell you, as exciting as those balloons were, I was forced to give them away because DUH, I can't get on any rides with them tied on the stick otherwise known as my wrist!
I mean, look at the picture below. Cinderella is practically
begging Suri to be her bff. I feel so betrayed. I thought Cin and I had a connection back in the day.
I'm not being a hater here...but man!! Can't there be a "normal people VIP treatment day" at Disney World where all the kids minus the last names of Cruise or Jolie-Pitt get the same thing?
Just saying.
ps - I take that back...the ears are definitely not lousy. They're actually super cute and I love them. But, compared to sleeping in Cinderella's castle, I'll definitely trade up!
pss - I'm pretty sure I wandered off to try to find Cinderella in her castle which got me lost and a spanking to follow. I definitely think Cin owes me one...in the form of a slumber party. At her crib, not mine.
